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Crackers and Cheese

zprymantis@smilingwithteeth.com




"Her cheese slid off her cracker a good six months ago."

Zoe Feeley didn't react as if she noticed when the nurses talked about her outside the room. She had discovered after being at Rosehill Resort for a few years, that the best way to get time alone in a nursing home, time to think, time to play, was to act fuzzy and confused. When she first arrived, she was stuck being polite and sociable. She played bingo in the main hall, and listened to endless hours of chatter among residents. She listened to the conversations of people done with living; gossip, politics, death and health concerns.

Zoe conspired to spend her final years doing what she enjoyed most, sitting in front of her computer and surfing the web and sending emails to strangers. If anyone came into her room, she would quickly click the browser to show recipe pages, or websites with animals and pets and sometimes she would leave her browser open to a blank window and simply move the cursor back and forth pretending to be amazed. Zoe had it all figured out.

Fortunately, nobody seemed to care as long as she seemed content, and that Zoe certainly was. She wrote stories about her lifelong obsession with spanking and posted them to a newsgroup. Her online friends were amazed that she composed nearly five stories a week, and wondered how she found the time. Time for her fantasies was all she had now, though she had lived a long and happy life and experienced many things others with her proclivities had only dreamed about doing. Zoe often wondered what the newsgroupers would think if they knew the woman they fantasized about spanking was eighty-five years old. Who knows, maybe some of them would still want to spank her. The thought made her grin and giggle almost maniacally. These occasional outburst on her part only served to further her cause with the staff at the nursing home.

Zoe did enjoy the weekends when families would come to visit, not so much because she had any family left, but because others did, and many times she gained story ideas from listening and watching the people interact. On one summertime Saturday, Zoe left her room and carefully slippered her way behind her walker, and out toward the shade of a tree. She sat down on a stone bench alone but near others, and bent over to stare closely at her knee. She found if she did this, people left her alone, and she could easily listen in on conversations. Within moments the people around her forgot she existed, and like a literal bump on a log, Zoe overheard a young couple exchange some heated words.

Zoe's sparkling faded brown eyes peered out from behind her whispy white hair. She listened as a young adult female with a beautiful bottom tucked snuggly into a pair of denim jeans was whining to her boyfriend about spending every Saturday visiting his grandfather. The young man seemed embarrassed and his hands made gestures to silence her, as he attempted to remind her that the older folks around her could possibly hear. The girl only got louder, and as she did the young man got quieter, possibly trying to counteract her behavior. He walked toward her and as he did, she stepped back until finally her large round behind was almost close enough so that Zoe could have reached out and smacked it. Zoe continued to stare at her knee and she rocked back and forth a bit in an attempt to become even more inconsequential to the environment.

The young man grabbed hold of the girls wrist and Zoe overheard him say in a snarled whisper, "Laura, my mother is right, what you need is a good sound spanking and when I get you home that is just what you are going to get!"

Zoe almost fell over forward and then immediately sat up and pointed at the girl. She exclaimed without thinking in a loud clear voice, "Somebody is going to get a spanking!" Zoe immediately realized her mistake, because now she looked fully sane. She got caught sitting up straight, her eyes sparkling with mischief and her voice had been loud and strong. She didn't quite know what to do!

She did what she had to, she stood up, pushed her walker over on it's side, and grabbed the girl by the arm. Zoe sat back down on the stone bench and pulled the girl over her knee. The girl didn't resist at all, quite possibly in full shock. Zoe started smacking the girl on her tight bluejeans! As she spanked, Zoe smiled and laughed. It felt so good to spank again. It felt so good to be herself! She stopped for a moment and rubbed the girls behind and she looked up at the young man's shocked expression and said to him. "When you spank her at home, don't forget to rub."

All around her Zoe heard the sound of laughter, and the girl climbed off her lap and smiled at her. Zoe bent back over and stared at her knee. Zoe smiled to herself, figuring she had covered up her momentary madness with a fine bit of acting.

What appeared to be complete insanity to the residents of Rosehill Resorts that day, was in fact a glimpse of the real Zoe Feeley, a woman whose cheese had always been firmly on her cracker.






 

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