Daddy DeadwooD
by zprymantis


A daddy's cryme bends his face
as announcement beckons his daughter's fate.
She must fetch the hairbrush and stand right near.
Daddy belches loudly and swigs his beer.

"You've been out with boys, you naughty whore.
They saw your cunt and most likely more.
I can't abide this type of sin
you've been promised to marry that fungas-faced Tim!"

"But Daddy, Tim smells just like shit
and when he kisses me it makes me sick!
Why can't I just sell my cunt in trade
at least then I might enjoy being laid."

"No daughter of mine will enjoy that folly,
Besides spanking your hide will make me jolly."
He pulls her then across his knee,
hitches up her skirt and smiles with glee.

"Your panties now, I will lower slowly,
So the cocksucking neighbors can jerk their baloney.
And you better holler and make quite a fuss,
Or I'll fuck you too in your tight little rumpuss!"

"Oh Daddy.  Please don't take them down!"
Her tiny feet kick round and round!
"I promise that I will be really good,
and give oral pleasures to Tim like I should!"

Just then Fungas-face Tim bursts into the room.
He hits her daddy in the head with a broom!
"I've rescued you from this spanking cruel,
and now upon my balls you can drool!"

"You stupid fuck, look what you've done!
I like when my daddy spanks my bum!
Get your moldy slimey ass from my sight
Before I grab your cock and bite!"

Daddy then gets up from off the floor
and tells his daughter that she may whore.
"Your cunt will earn us lots of cash
and  Fungas-faced Tim can kiss my ass!"


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