Leg Humping
A Sign That Discipline Is Hitting the Mark?
by zprymantis@smilingwithteeth.com


Here is another great article I found while looking through my Daddy's
recent issue of Perverted Parenting Magazine.

:)

z

 

When disciplining naughty boys and girls, as strict yet fair parents we must look for signs that the punishments are having the proper results. A naughty young lady who snickers while chatting with her girlfriends on the phone an hour after being spanked probably needs to be graduated to the hairbrush. A naughty young man who still has skid marks after a warm water enema, needs to be introduced to the 'cold and soapy.' But what happens when punishment produces some unexpected results?

Recently a letter crossed the help desk here at Perverted Parenting Magazine from a confused strict yet fair daddy type. He relayed to us how his naughty daughter started to act strangely after routine OTK spankings, hairbrushings, canings and enema sessions. He first noticed that after some of her spankings, as he rubbed tushy cream on her bottom, she might toss a leg over his and hug him tightly. He found this to be both pleasant and cute, and often gave her beef jerky or extra tushy cream as a reward for being such an affectionate and well behaved red bottomed girl. Later he noticed that instead of just tossing her leg over his, she would sometimes even start to "hump" his leg, and get a far off look in her eye. She might even growl and bite her daddy, gently of course- but it still concerned him, since her teeth are rather sharp.

He said initially he thought this was strange, but would pat her on the head and she would bark and giggle. She would then sometimes climb on top of her Daddy and ask to play horsie. Since Daddy often was tired from all the discipline that evening, he would play for a few minutes, hoping to tire her out, so he could get some sleep.

The problem seemed to increase over time, and trying to discipline her for this behavior often made the leg humping symptoms even worse, until one day he stumbled on a discovery. He found that the best way to get his naughty little girl to go to sleep after her spankings, was to have her lie on her belly next to him, as he rubbed tushy cream on her bottom. He found that gently rubbing her bottom and probing her bottom hole, while telling her bedtime stories about naughty little girls, bare bottom spankings, and enemas caused her to quietly whimper and cry, and then - she would just sort of - explode. After this emotional explosion, his little girl would stop all growling, biting and leg humping activities, and appear to be very mellow. She might even yawn and rub her eyes. Then she would turn over and fall right to sleep... and so, finally, could her very happy and satisfied Daddy.


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