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Your Anus and You. A Guideline to a Happy and Healthy Doo Doo
Hole.
by zprymantis@smilingwithteeth.com
Interesting Article from Perverted Parenting Magazine
(my Daddy has a lifetime subscription)
:)
zoey
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Your Anus and You. A Guideline to a Happy and Healthy Doo Doo
Hole.
It's easy to have a Happy and Healthy Doo Doo Hole, all you need
to remember are the three A's of Anus Care; Antiseptic, Activity,
and Awareness.
To keep your daughter's Anus Antiseptic, you must remember certain
things. First, all naughty little girls must wear a clean white
pair of cotton panties each and every day. It is important that
the panties be white, so that skid marks can be noticed and appropriate
measures taken immediately. Cotton is important, because it absorbs
moisture, and it's very easy for a strict yet fair daddy to pat
his little girl's panties to check for wetness. Also, when the
panties come down for a bottom warming, or temperature check,
white panties just seem to look so much nicer tucked under a naughty
girl's bare red bummy.
Not only are the panties important to the key word 'Antiseptic',
so is rigorous attention to wiping. A naughty girl must wipe her
doo doo hole clean after going potty, and check the TP for any
evidence of naughtiness. If after two wipes, the anus is not free
of naughty stuff, the panties cannot be returned to their UP position.
A smelly incomplete potty experience means a thorough cleaning
out is necessary. This can be accomplished with an enema, warm
and soapy is best, unless the girl has actually been caught with
a skid mark, then cold and soapy is the way to go.
The second important key to a happy and healthy doo doo hole is
activity. An active anus is a healthy anus, and a healthy anus
is a clean anus. A little girl's anus must be kept active, and
every morning she should sit on the potty and stretch her nice
strong bottom hole muscles, and exercise it, by producing a big
loaf for her daddy. Also, during times of stress, the anus can
become tired and lethargic. It is important that a daddy take
his little girl over his knee frequently, and insert a well lubed
finger into her doo doo hole and exercise the muscles of her anus.
He can do this while watching football, hockey or some other sports
game, and not only exercise his little girl's anus, but bond with
her as well, and help her feel part of the action.
The third and most important key to a happy anus is Awareness.
If a little girl is aware of her anus, she is more likely to take
care of it and avoid a life filled with flies and stench. There
are many activities that can become part of a little girl's daily
routine that will help work toward this goal. If a naughty girl
is cranky, clumsy or simply having a bad day, take her over your
knee and slip a butt plug into her doo doo hole. This will keep
her focused on her bottom muscle, and increase her confidence
as well. Be sure to tell her stories at bedtime about little girl's
with clean doo doo holes, and also some scarier stories about
what happens when a doo doo hole is neglected. These stories will
act as mythological stories did for earlier generations of man,
so good behavior is reinforced and naughty behavior is avoided.
Another thing to remember is that a little fear is a good thing.
It's a happy daddy who hears his little girl call to him from
the bathroom in the evening. "Daddy, PLEASE come check my doo
doo hole to make sure I washed it good enough! I don't want flies!"
And what daddy wouldn't beam with pride the first time his little
girl runs to fetch the rectal thermometer on her own and willingly
climbs across his lap the minute she feels flushed or anxious?
A little girl's clean healthy anus will eventually become a source
of pride and pleasure for her daddy. Whether he is bragging about
his little girls latest twelve day in a row morning loaf with
the boyz at the office water cooler, or giving his little girl
a severe butt fucking as punishment, a good daddy will always
smile with teeth, confident that he has followed the "Three A's
To A Healthy Anus" guidelines prescribed by Perverted Parenting
Magazine.
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