Your Anus and You. A Guideline to a Happy and Healthy Doo Doo Hole.
by zprymantis@smilingwithteeth.com

Interesting Article from Perverted Parenting Magazine

(my Daddy has a lifetime subscription)

:)

zoey

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Your Anus and You. A Guideline to a Happy and Healthy Doo Doo Hole.


It's easy to have a Happy and Healthy Doo Doo Hole, all you need to remember are the three A's of Anus Care; Antiseptic, Activity, and Awareness.

To keep your daughter's Anus Antiseptic, you must remember certain things. First, all naughty little girls must wear a clean white pair of cotton panties each and every day. It is important that the panties be white, so that skid marks can be noticed and appropriate measures taken immediately. Cotton is important, because it absorbs moisture, and it's very easy for a strict yet fair daddy to pat his little girl's panties to check for wetness. Also, when the panties come down for a bottom warming, or temperature check, white panties just seem to look so much nicer tucked under a naughty girl's bare red bummy.

Not only are the panties important to the key word 'Antiseptic', so is rigorous attention to wiping. A naughty girl must wipe her doo doo hole clean after going potty, and check the TP for any evidence of naughtiness. If after two wipes, the anus is not free of naughty stuff, the panties cannot be returned to their UP position. A smelly incomplete potty experience means a thorough cleaning out is necessary. This can be accomplished with an enema, warm and soapy is best, unless the girl has actually been caught with a skid mark, then cold and soapy is the way to go.

The second important key to a happy and healthy doo doo hole is activity. An active anus is a healthy anus, and a healthy anus is a clean anus. A little girl's anus must be kept active, and every morning she should sit on the potty and stretch her nice strong bottom hole muscles, and exercise it, by producing a big loaf for her daddy. Also, during times of stress, the anus can become tired and lethargic. It is important that a daddy take his little girl over his knee frequently, and insert a well lubed finger into her doo doo hole and exercise the muscles of her anus. He can do this while watching football, hockey or some other sports game, and not only exercise his little girl's anus, but bond with her as well, and help her feel part of the action.

The third and most important key to a happy anus is Awareness. If a little girl is aware of her anus, she is more likely to take care of it and avoid a life filled with flies and stench. There are many activities that can become part of a little girl's daily routine that will help work toward this goal. If a naughty girl is cranky, clumsy or simply having a bad day, take her over your knee and slip a butt plug into her doo doo hole. This will keep her focused on her bottom muscle, and increase her confidence as well. Be sure to tell her stories at bedtime about little girl's with clean doo doo holes, and also some scarier stories about what happens when a doo doo hole is neglected. These stories will act as mythological stories did for earlier generations of man, so good behavior is reinforced and naughty behavior is avoided.

Another thing to remember is that a little fear is a good thing. It's a happy daddy who hears his little girl call to him from the bathroom in the evening. "Daddy, PLEASE come check my doo doo hole to make sure I washed it good enough! I don't want flies!" And what daddy wouldn't beam with pride the first time his little girl runs to fetch the rectal thermometer on her own and willingly climbs across his lap the minute she feels flushed or anxious?

A little girl's clean healthy anus will eventually become a source of pride and pleasure for her daddy. Whether he is bragging about his little girls latest twelve day in a row morning loaf with the boyz at the office water cooler, or giving his little girl a severe butt fucking as punishment, a good daddy will always smile with teeth, confident that he has followed the "Three A's To A Healthy Anus" guidelines prescribed by Perverted Parenting Magazine.

 

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